You Know You're A Redneck

You know you’re a red-neck when:

v You try to fly standby to Cancun during spring break!

v You don’t even know its spring break until you get to the Minneapolis airport and college kids are everywhere!

v You wind up in Louisville, KY and stay at the hotel the stewardess recommended which ends up being the most expensive one!

v You go to Mexico with no dollar bills for tips!

v You hear 5 different languages and can’t understand a thing!

v You think you are just getting a shuttle but you are being set up for a timeshare!

v You find out “wireless available” does not mean it’s free and in your room!

Top ten things about our trip to Mexico:

1.      There is no place you can go that God is not there.

2.     Hanging out with Danny & Christal.

3.     The ocean – gazing at it, swimming in it,  looking for shells, late night walks.

4.     The pool – relaxing and exercising.

5.     Guacamole at every meal – well, maybe not breakfast.

6.     Beautiful weather (we got tan).

7.     Starry nights – but not quite as nice as North Dakota.

8.     Not getting a king-size bed turned out great – we moved the two double beds together and made it one great big giant bed!

9.     We got to go to Tipp City, Ohio for 2 nights and loved it!

10. Now we really appreciate the USA!